What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?

Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

From Russia With Love

Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why am I attracted to older men?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

Octopussy

Is the Philippines PH a poor 3rd world or 4th world country forever and forever?

-J W Pepper

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why is my elder sister so mean?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

My boyfriend always verbally abuse me and makes me cry. If I try to tell him how hurt I was, he says to me he loves me and can't hurt me but always abuse me. Why?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why is it so common for married white women to have an affair with black men? Does it bother white guys?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do some people hesitate to say 'I love you' even after their partners have said it first? How can one interpret this behavior from their loved ones?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why is social media so anti-fee speech, and have they become total BS?

A View to a Kill

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.